We’ve just learned of a Red Sox promotion currently underway. Apparently, giant cardboard cutouts of all 25 active players’ faces have been placed in undisclosed locations throughout the city. Finding one and yelling out the ultra-secret passcode of, “Go Sox!” earns you a chance at Sox swag. “Only a chance?” you ask? I’m glad you asked. Yes, only a chance, for to actually win tickets or autographed merch one must complete an undisclosed task. “What sort of task?” you ask? I wish you hadn’t, because I have no idea. Sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame? Retrieve the Holy Grail? Perhaps enter into mortal combat with a (likely demoralized) Yankees fan.
The promotion is running until 4PM, today, and further details can be had via Twitter @redsox. Had a run in with a giant, floating head sporting a red B on its cap? Seen someone perform a death-defying task and live to tell the tale (or not)? Let us know by commenting below, or emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.